"I would never join a club that would have me as a member."

Claire and I went to Everest on Friday. I had never been, and I thought that "dinner jacket preferred" meant suit coat, pink shirt, and jeans. Claire wore her law skool clothes. After arriving, we discovered that every douchebag in the dining room was wearing either a dinner dress or a bonfire of the vanities blazer/suit pant ensemble. Hah. We were shunted off to a less distinguished table and it took me 10-15 minutes to get a bourbon, but not before I was carded. Lovely.