Uh. Okay.

I went out last night. Since I'm cheap, I took the el and as I headed out, the post-Taste of Chicago crowd was out and about. On my way to the train, I was waiting for the light to change at Wabash and Roosevelt when a car made a right turn in front of me. I had glanced at it a couple seconds earlier and inadvertently made eye contact with one of the passengers in its rear seat. As the car made its turn, the passenger rolled down the window, stuck half of his body out of the car and yelled, "I'M GONNA SUCK YOUR COCK!" I glared at him but didn't say anything because: (1) I wasn't that drunk yet; and (2) I didn't want to beef with a car full of fifty cents, especially after the post-Taste shooting at Jackson and Wells last week. But after they drove off and I had some time to reflect, I realized that "I'M GONNA SUCK YOUR COCK!" is certainly a strange ass thing to say when you're hanging out the passenger's side of your best friend's ride trying to holla at me.

I don't think it was a come on. This was actually the second time someone has told me that they're going to suck my cock (roughly) while driving by in a car. The first instance was materially different--it was boy's town and the perpetrator was a buffed and waxed (I assume) Chelsea boy. This guy wasn't exactly a sissy. But if he was trying to insult me, wouldn't: (1) "YOU SUCK COCK!"; or (2) "YOU'RE GOING TO SUCK MY COCK!" make more sense?