Someone that looks like Miss December 2004.

I am really fucking bored. We closed our evidence on Friday, and I spent the weekend working on some papers. We filed those briefs with the court this morning, but got a call from opposing counsel later in the day, informing us that the judge was postponing closing arguments until Wednesday. I'm not doing the closing and my partner and I have already gone back and forth on his argument to the point that we're both sick of each other. He still wants me in the courtroom though, so I'll be hanging in Cambridge for another two days. I have half a mind to take a cab to a liquor store, buy a bottle of red, and drink it by myself because I have nothing to get up for tomorrow. It's times like this that I wish I was single. As things stand now, I don't think it'd be acceptable for me to have a whore keep me company. I probably should go to Boston, but I'm incapable of doing things solo, since I prefer having people show me around.

I've been meaning to post this for awhile, since there's been all this wedding talk in the air. I'm probably getting married within the next two years. Someone needs to step up and manage my bachelor party. It's not a job for the faint of heart. I have a very limited number of requirements, but there is one thing that's set in stone: I want a hotel suite and some strippers. Two strippers. One will be white, with black hair and blue eyes. The other one will be asian, and brown. Large nipples are also non-negotiable. Let's make it happen.