Things could always be worse.

I got an NU alumni magazine in the mail yesterday. My morbid curiosity led me to the “Deaths” section. I wondered if anyone my year had died. I was surprised to find that a woman from my law school section passed away last summer. This made me feel very weird, because she was my age, if not younger. If any of you mother-fuckers die before I stop being friends with you, I am going to be pissed. Take care of yourselves.